He caught her off guard
A proposal no less
An invitation to breakfast was supposed to break the fast endured during the night
Not be a proclamation of love
The forging of two paths into one
The answer should’ve been easy
There was only two
Not like those SAT questions with A, B, C, D
And sometimes E
Just yes or no
Yes, I vow to love and honor you no matter what obstacle barrels my way
Standing by you until my dying day
Or
No, how asinine do you think I am. I sang Independent Woman louder than Beyoncé, Kelly, and Michelle combined.
There’s no way I’m going to tie my life’s success to the choices, opinions, and decisions of another living soul.
Love is a dangerous virus that infected her heart
Which made it wage war with her brain
Rendering her speechless.