Yummy, Yummy, Yummy

My sweet tooth craves something

Sugary in my tummy

I don’t want to let hunger happen to me

But my break is almost over and I just can’t decide

There’s that Whatchamacallit sitting on my desk

But I need to break out of the ordinary

And maybe taste the rainbow

Standing in front of the vending machine

Reading the prices

I know I don’t have to choose based on wallet because

My payday was last Friday and all the costs are under a grand.

I can keep my life juicy

Get the sensation and get a bang out of life

Double my pleasure with the fresh maker

A dollar and I have what I want

So, you need to know one thing

They’ll be two for me

And none for you

All I have is sixty more seconds

I’mma toss these back so they melt in my mouth and not in my hand.

Um. Um. Um

I don’t have to count how many licks it takes to get to the center

Because my teeth have already gotten there

With four slow chews and a swallow

My sweet tooth has been remedied

Keeping my sugar monster at bay.